PFS 2e Sign-up 8/29/22

[chadokage]

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FEEL THE BURDEN OF ENVY WHEN OL' "MEAN GREEN" COMES THROUGH, BROTHER! YOU BETTER SAY YOUR VEGETABLES AND EAT YOUR PRAYERS, BROTHER, BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO WRESTLE! YOU GOT PROBLEMS? I'LL GRAPPLE THEM! YOU GOT SOCIETY CONTRACTS NEEDING FULFILLED? I'LL FLURRY OF BLOWS 'EM! YOU JUST NEED A FRIEND TO TALK TO IN A TIME OF NEED? WELL, BROTHER, MY DIPLOMACY AIN'T THAT GREAT BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I WON'T TRY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Mean Green level 2 Orc Wrestler)